Ms Kay Marie wonders which is it??
Hi there! Happy Monday! Hope you all had a great weekend and your week is off to a good start. I can’t complain myself. I finally seem to be shaking my cold and I had little time to do some of my favorite things over the weekend. To top it off, today the weather is beautiful here. All is well in my corner of the empire. I have sat down a couple of times to write a blog and kept getting sidetracked. Now that I am writing this post ~ it’s not the one I had planned. The last couple of days, there seems to have been a reoccurring topic of conversation ~ dick size. So, that is what I am going to write about.
Ok, you all know that I have, as the sexy Ms Delia likes to put it, small penis phobia. Aside from that little problem ~ no pun intended, I have a pet peeve. I can’t stand when a guy says his dick is “average”. Average is of no interest to me. I’m not your average gal. (I’ll let you in on a little secret. When I guy says “average” I hear “small”) Let me be clear – when you get down to it, there really is only two sizes of dicks – LAUGHABLE and FUCKABLE.
So which are you?? Could you get me off? Or, could you make me laugh?
Until next time.
Hugs,
Ms. Kay Marie
PS – look for that other blog later this week – lol
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You and I are alot alike already, but YES, when a man says he is ‘average’, I automatically assume that he’s small. After he comes clean about his real size, he may even be a pin dick, and it almost seems like a shock to him when I tell him so. NEWS FLASH: some of the women in your sad, little lives won’t tell you the truth for fear of hurting your feelings. A Mistress has no reason to lie. We’ve got truth serum coursing through our veins! And if you have a laughable dick, you’re going to know, cupcake!
I have to admit I have often, if asked, said “it’s average” when I know it it not.
I have not wanted to say ‘it’s big’ because then the lie could become obvious if things
go that far. I know it is not honest.
When asked I tend to say it’s not the biggest…..rather than average…….then it’s just a matter of time before she says….let me see!
This is definitely the question of the week. I have to say though, nothing brings a smile to my face quite like the discovery of a guy with a small penis. The way they dance around its description, the way they start to stammer…classic! If they clam up, it’s almost a guarantee that dick is laughable!
I definitely agree with you on all points Ms Kay Marie! Average=small. And I think I will definitely start categorizing all cocks as laughable and fuckable. Makes it very simple. Not that I know personally, because small cocks have always been kicked out of the bed, but seems they would just kind of tickle and I just laugh when I see them anyway. And when you find a nice big, long thick one…well it definitely rates fuckable, doesn’t it!
Wow – it must be an epidemic! I’ve been getting the same question more often than usual lately. I wrote a couple of blog posts about how women can always tell if a guy has a little dick – I’m sure the ladies can agree – and it really scared some of the men! Of course; if they had fuckable cocks then they wouldn’t be scared at all now would they? LOLOLOL
Well I must say that you do look very ‘fuckable’ in that picture Ms. Kay Marie!
And my cock does get big, thick and swollen looking at it! *adjusts erection*
N.B. – I have to inform you that this is one of a series of Mistress blog comments I’m having to make, in order to earn a release.