Being an Illinois gal, camping is in my cute Mistress blood.  So Friday, I departed to Will County to go camping with one of my besties, Jolene.

Things Started Out Ok

Slave Davida packed my things, veggie dogs and veggie burgers, s’more makings, etc.  We hopped on his motorcycle and he dropped me off at Jolene’s house.  After he packed everything in her truck, he set off with his list of things to do over the weekend.

Off to the campground we went!  Getting there – we got a few guys who were camping to set up our tent.  Of course the fact that we were wearing half tops and skimpy little shorts did help with that.

The day was full of swimming, flirting, picking up cute guys (cuckies look for my posts this week!)

Saturday was just as great.

Then Saturday Night Came

The wind started to pick up about 9 pm.  Then the rain came.  I am not talking a sprinkle here – lightning, torrential rains, our tent was shaking!

Jolene and I took a quick run over to a camper a little ways away.  The sweet hunks in there took our drenched selves in and then turned on the radio.

And I Forgot My Dog Toto and My Red Slippers

Yep, the alarm sound went off and the radio said a twister was on its way towards us, going 40 miles and hour.

Great.

We ran towards the campground boat house, the only brick building in the campground.  Drenched and hot, Jolene and I stripped down to the itty bitty bikinis we had on under our short shorts and tops.

The Camping Gods Were With Us

The tornado missed us by about 10 miles.  We had to sit at that boat house for like 2 hours.  Thank Goddess the studs brought several six packs of Mikes Hard Lemonade with them.  It made the waiting oh so much more pleasant.  And of course it did not hurt that we had them for company, and a whole bevy of hunky guys with their shirts off being oh so protective of us.

Jolene and I were quite pleased about that!

And I am sure that you are too……

Anywhoo – I am back and will be posting more about the trip this week – but wanted to let all of you know I made it back ok!

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Friday morning, I woke up and wondered why I did not have a hot cup of coffee on my nightstand.  For those of you who speak to me in the morning, you will know that I am quite pert and alert.  Know why?  Cause slave david knows exactly how I like to be woken up.  No speaking, just coffee and some nice morning foot worship.

Both of those things put me in a great mood! And sadly for david, neither was happening.

Missing Slave!

Now I am pissed.  I call for him, no answer.  I get up, go downstairs.  Still nothing.  He is very aware he is not to leave the house without permission from me.

I was already planning on how long I would be keeping him in the cage that is next to the bed as I opened the front door to see if perhaps he was outside.

Bingo! Found the Slave!

And find him I did – with 2 of my other slaves taking care of the weeds that were growing in the front of the yard.  You should have seen the look on their faces when they realized what time it was.  david had been joined by slave greg, and slave k.

In their effort to surprise me, they had completely lost track of time.  BIG mistake on their part.

Let the Plugging Begin!

I called them all inside – they began to walk, but I had them crawl to the front door.  I giggled as they turned beet red knowing the neighbors were seeing them.

Once inside, I had them each lower their pants and grab their ankles.  I lubed up three butt plugs and pop! pop! pop! walked down that line and plugged them one by one.

What happened next?  Some lovely public humiliation – but I will be blogging about that later!

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Click below to hear this weeks podcast that Empress Violet and I do!

The topic?  Caught stroking – something I am sure you all know about.  Oh, and a little side note – that lovely voice on the into music?  None other than our own sexy, lovely Empress Violet!