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Hi Everyone! Happy Masturbation May! I know I am a little late to the celebration, but that doesn’t mean I am going to let the month end without a little nod (stroke – tug – pull – rub) to the celebration of Masturbation May.  

I hate to admit this but sometimes masturbating can be a little of the same old same old. We all know what we like and what gets us off.  I am not trying to reinvent the wheel here, but in honor of Masturbation May, I am saying we should all try something new. Here are some of my favorite suggestions. 

  • Switch positions or hands. If you are a righty go lefty (or better yet flat palmed) Try standing or kneeling instead of just lying in bed or sitting in a chair. 
  • Add a toy. Ok, you all know how much I love love love toys. And when it comes to toys, I love to share that love lol. Whether it is a vibrator or cock sleeve or something else entirely ~ toys always add to the fun.
  • Get a partner. I have to tell you; mutual masturbation is one of my favorite things. I like to be watched. I like to watch. Oh and the dirty talk…. If you don’t have a partner or yours isn’t willing – reach out to a Mistress for a guided masturbation session. 
  • Put a little ass into it. Maybe even more than toys, I love anal play, and I’m not talking just sex.  Add a little anal stimulation to your masturbating. Try a plug, bounce on a dildo, figure your ass as you stroke or if you don’t want to penetrate just add a little pressure around the outside.  Trust me – you’ll love it! 
  • Change the channel. If you like to keep it simple. You just want to watch porn and get off; I get it. I’ve done it myself. Switch what type of porn you watch. I just love the amateurs! 
  • Edge! You don’t have to deny yourself but don’t rush to get off. Edge yourself a few times. I assure you, your patience will be rewarded.

As Masturbation May comes to an end give something new a try. Maybe we can call June Jerk Off June and make it through the whole list? What do you think?? 

If you have a suggestion of your own or have given one of mine a try ~ I want to hear about it!! 

Until next time! 

Hugs,

Ms. Kay Marie