Hi there, SPH lovers! I wanna talk to you today about small penis humiliation and some of the things I’ve noticed about the guys who enjoy it. So strap in, and let’s discuss!

I Have Some Thoughts On Small Cocks

You guys who know me already know I’m quite opinionated about many things. One of those things is the subject of small cocks. I’ve talked to a *lot* of men out there who were not blessed by the Dick Fairy. And I have to say, I’ve noticed some similarities among them.

I’m going to go out on a limb here and say something that I am literally willing to stake my whole reputation as a Mistress on. So here we go!

I truly believe that small-dicked guys go one of two ways, and there is no (or very little) in between. Number one, they take forever to cum. Or, number two, they cum almost immediately. No guy with a small dick can last a normal amount of time. They’re always either firing off with no delay, or they’re taking roughly a hundred years to get off, one or the other.

Why This Is Relevant To SPH

You may be wondering what this has to do with SPH, but I’m here to tell you it has everything to do with it. Guys with regular-sized or large dicks can go a normal amount of time. Guys with small ones? Not so much.

On one hand, you’ve got the guys who shoot if you just look at them wrong. These premature ejaculators, I would say, are the majority when it comes to guys with teeny weenies. Most of them just can’t last. (I always blame it on the fact that all those nerves in the penis are crammed into such a small space that it makes it extra-sensitive.)

On the other hand, you have a handful of badly-endowed dudes who couldn’t cum if Aphrodite herself came down from Mount Olympus to give them a handjob. Kind of a bummer, honestly.

These two types make up the vast majority of guys with small cocks. I’d say they’re 100% of small-dicked dudes, but there’s always that one guy out there who wants to prove me wrong, lol. Most of you are two-pump chumps, for sure, which makes SPH interesting and hilarious. But there are a few of you out there who go the other way, which can also make SPH interesting, as it means I can make fun of you for jerking off so much that you’ve made it numb to stimulation!

The Humiliation Of It All

There are, of course, two ways to handle these types of guys. For the first group, the PE guys, I always tell them, no, they’re not allowed to touch. Sit on your hands, my guy, because you’ll blow your load if the wind blows the wrong way.

The others, who sometimes have some crossover with my gooners out there, I handle somewhat differently. I tell them they can touch all they want. It doesn’t matter, anyway, because they can sit there and watch their hot wife bang the biggest, Blackest cock imaginable. And you know what? They still won’t cum!

This, by the way, is why I always like to ask several questions before I begin an SPH session. Knowing which camp you fall into helps me deliver the very best small penis humiliation experience possible.

So what do you guys think? Do you believe that most–or all–small penis men are on Team One or Team Two? Which category do you fall under, personally? And have you ever known someone with a small one who didn’t either cum too fast or have a hard time cumming at all? Share your thoughts and experiences with me, please! I’d love to hear them!

Until next time!

Hugs,

Ms Kay Marie

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