My birthday is on Tuesday, December 17, and I want to share it with you guys because I like you all so much! It’s a good way, in my opinion, to break up some of the holiday monotony. When you’ve got a steady diet of red and green Christmas stuff, a little birthday cake goes a long way toward making it more fun!
Now, since I unfortunately can’t share a cupcake or a drink with you on my birthday (or if you can’t join me for my radio show on Tuesday because, yes, I’ll be on the air for my birthday), I’ll just have to celebrate it with you in a different way. Let me tell you a little about what I’m thinking we can do, in honor of my big day.
The Old Birthday Spanking
The birthday spanking is an old standby that everyone loves. But for me, I’m going to be dishing out the spankings, not taking them. So anyone who wants to offer their butt up for a celebratory spanking is more than welcome to. I’ve got my hairbrush ready to redden that behind for you whenever you like.
As you know, I am a MILF, which implies a certain amount of maturity. A lady doesn’t tell her true age (unless she wants to), but you can rest assured that if I give you one spanking for each year old I am, you’ll have plenty of whacks to make it worth your while!
CBT For My Big Day
If spanking is not your thing, don’t worry. I was also thinking a little celebratory CBT might not be a bad idea. There are many ways to do it, of course. My personal favorite involves a pair of pantyhose and one or more tennis balls. You drop the tennis ball(s) into the legs of the pantyhose. Then, you tie the pantyhose around the base of your cock. (You can also tie them around your ballsack instead.) Once that’s done, you just start moving around and letting yourself get whacked in the dick and nuts with the tennis balls!
If you don’t have all those materials, though, that’s also okay. There are plenty of household items you can pervert into CBT tools to celebrate my birthday with me. Wooden spoons are a good one. (They also work for spanking!) So are shoe strings, hair ties, clothespins, and the aforementioned hairbrush.
Celebrate With Me
I’m calling on you guys to come and celebrate with me because I have the crappy Christmas birthday. I’ve always wondered what it might be like to have your big day be in June or something, but alas, it’s not possible unless I choose to do a half-birthday. (Note to self: Try that next year id my deck is ever done.)
So as a consolation prize for the Christmas birthday, I like to involve as many people in my celebrations as I can. That includes you this year! You can come and get your spanking or your CBT from me anytime you want on this day. Or if neither of those things float your boat, I’m sure we can come up with something else that’ll be satisfactory to both of us.
I’m really looking forward to celebrating my big day with you guys, both on the phone with domination phone sex and on the air at my show. Make sure you don’t miss out! Mark the day on your calendars and come have some birthday fun with me. I look forward to playing with you on the big day.
Until next time!
Birthday hugs (and spankings),
Ms Kay Marie
