Since people have been sending out emails asking for five things or whatever, I thought I would make a list of five random things about me. I figured it would be a fun blog to write and also pretty entertaining to read as well. We could all do with doing something a little different occasionally, and I thought I’d get in on the fun!
So without further ado, five random things about your Mistress!
A Couple Of Amusing Things About Being A Mistress
1.) As many of you know, I don’t wear panties. Like, ever. They’re just not my thing at all. I don’t find them comfortable; I don’t find them sexy.
So a sissy recently told me that they don’t understand me at all. They said that if they had their druthers, they’d wear all the pretty things/panties all the time! And that as a Mistress, they assumed I’d do the same. Nope, I’m afraid not. I understand that mindset, of course, because I understand how sissies think. But no panties for me!
2.) A long-time caller, when they discovered that I used to be an auditing accountant, once declared that that made perfect sense! That always makes me laugh, that I have the heart of an accountant and the soul of a Femdom, lol. (or both)
The Third Of The Five Random Things
3.) To continue the five random things, a guy I used to work out with who knows what I do became kind of fascinated by it, to the point that it became an obstacle. I ended up not having sex with him because of it. So for those of you who wonder about me not roleplaying sex over the phone, I often don’t do it in real life with people who are too submissive, either! Although I actually have asked an ex in real life if my Mistress side ever comes out, and I got a resounding, “YES!”
Does My Femdom Side Ever Come Out In Real Life?
4.) To carry on with the “Mistress side in real life” point, my friends even say it sometimes comes out in public. Like, after my second glass of wine or if someone is being bullied or something like that.
I remember once, my friend was having a birthday party at my local country club. A friend of a friend showed up to give her a hard time and try to ruin her day. As soon as I got wind of it, I immediately threw on the little black dress and the high-heeled Louboutins and headed out to flirt with the bully’s husband because she was ruining my friend’s birthday. I was terribly overdressed (and claimed I was coming home from a wedding, though I’d actually been at home taking you boys’ calls all day).
This bitch had no clue what I was doing, but my friends knew exactly what I was doing. I made a beeline for the husband, grabbed a nice bottle of wine, and did the thing. It was so fun! I had the husband buy me a drink, and I kept pretending I didn’t know the bully’s name. The two of them were set to go on vacation right after the party. I thought if she had the audacity to try to ruin my friend’s birthday party, I’d ruin her whole damn vacation! And from all reports, I succeeded!
The Last Of The Five Random Things
5.) And, finally, for the last of the five random things post, someone asked me what I was planning on accomplishing now that the time has changed, and we’re back into Daylight Savings Time, thus giving us more daylight in the evening with which to do things.
My response? Not a damn thing! It is going to take me a couple weeks to adjust to the time change lol.
Anyone who knows me knows I don’t do DST. I hate it. So I will be accomplishing nothing in the extra daylight, lol.
So there you have it–five random things about me! I hope you enjoyed reading as much as I enjoyed writing. You guys have a great day! And if you’d like to chat, of course, you can give me a call whenever I’m available.
Until next time!
Hugs,
Ms Kay Marie


