Hi there, SPH lovers! I wanna talk to you today about small penis humiliation and some of the things I’ve noticed about the guys who enjoy it. So strap in, and let’s discuss!
I Have Some Thoughts On Small Cocks
You guys who know me already know I’m quite opinionated about many things. One of those things is the subject of small cocks. I’ve talked to a *lot* of men out there who were not blessed by the Dick Fairy. And I have to say, I’ve noticed some similarities among them.
I’m going to go out on a limb here and say something that I am literally willing to stake my whole reputation as a Mistress on. So here we go!
I truly believe that small-dicked guys go one of two ways, and there is no (or very little) in between. Number one, they take forever to cum. Or, number two, they cum almost immediately. No guy with a small dick can last a normal amount of time. They’re always either firing off with no delay, or they’re taking roughly a hundred years to get off, one or the other.
Why This Is Relevant To SPH
You may be wondering what this has to do with SPH, but I’m here to tell you it has everything to do with it. Guys with regular-sized or large dicks can go a normal amount of time. Guys with small ones? Not so much.
On one hand, you’ve got the guys who shoot if you just look at them wrong. These premature ejaculators, I would say, are the majority when it comes to guys with teeny weenies. Most of them just can’t last. (I always blame it on the fact that all those nerves in the penis are crammed into such a small space that it makes it extra-sensitive.)
On the other hand, you have a handful of badly-endowed dudes who couldn’t cum if Aphrodite herself came down from Mount Olympus to give them a handjob. Kind of a bummer, honestly.
These two types make up the vast majority of guys with small cocks. I’d say they’re 100% of small-dicked dudes, but there’s always that one guy out there who wants to prove me wrong, lol. Most of you are two-pump chumps, for sure, which makes SPH interesting and hilarious. But there are a few of you out there who go the other way, which can also make SPH interesting, as it means I can make fun of you for jerking off so much that you’ve made it numb to stimulation!
The Humiliation Of It All
There are, of course, two ways to handle these types of guys. For the first group, the PE guys, I always tell them, no, they’re not allowed to touch. Sit on your hands, my guy, because you’ll blow your load if the wind blows the wrong way.
The others, who sometimes have some crossover with my gooners out there, I handle somewhat differently. I tell them they can touch all they want. It doesn’t matter, anyway, because they can sit there and watch their hot wife bang the biggest, Blackest cock imaginable. And you know what? They still won’t cum!
This, by the way, is why I always like to ask several questions before I begin an SPH session. Knowing which camp you fall into helps me deliver the very best small penis humiliation experience possible.
So what do you guys think? Do you believe that most–or all–small penis men are on Team One or Team Two? Which category do you fall under, personally? And have you ever known someone with a small one who didn’t either cum too fast or have a hard time cumming at all? Share your thoughts and experiences with me, please! I’d love to hear them!
Until next time!
Hugs,
Ms Kay Marie
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Sad to admit I’m in camp two. I couldn’t even make it to the end of this blog without dribbling. To make matters worse, I’m tall so women always expect me to be huge. Leads to lots of embarrassing moments. PE is getting worse.
LOL thank you for your honesty. Oh and being tall that is the cherry on top. It’s like you’re from the big & tall department and your dick is from the petite department LOL.
I have a small clitty-Ms Audrey/Ms Mandy/Ms Olivia/Ms Erika and
Ms Becky have seen how small I and and have put me in panties/bras/as well dressed me up as a girl and made me stay this way. I tried to say no/deny but my tent in panties proves otherwise as I told Ma Audrey/Ms Mandy to tell
All of you that she’s made me her sissy girl
This is an interesting blog! At one time, I was definitely in the first group. But, I began learning techniques to allow me to stay hard longer in order to satisfy my wife. Now, I can last a long time but I have never failed to cum when my wife grants permission. Maybe I wouldn’t be able to release without her ok, but I don’t truly know.
I love to hear this! You can learn “cock control” and doing so to please you wife makes me so happy!! You don’t need to know because you don’t ever need to release without her ok. Enjoy!
Well Mistress Kay Marie, I am average in size, but feel compelled to opine nonetheless.
Okay, I’ll wait til you stop laughing! 🤣
No, keep going, it’s okay…
I thought you might get a chuckle out of that.
Of course I am qualified to comment on this topic. I can on at length about it!
Your theory about our nerves all bundled up in that little space certainly has merit.
Growing up in a large family offered little “private time” and I remember that haste didn’t necessarily mean waste.
It wasn’t long (and it wasn’t long as well) that someone was knocking on the bathroom door to use the facilities!
Of course, penis size has nothing to do with that “race to the finish line” but I think that’s how I acquired my, shall we say, quickness!
Yes definitely not the marathon man.
Cannot resist a little hockey terminology (I’m Canadian eh?)
When it comes to me…hmmm,
Lemme rephrase. In my case, I scored a hat trick that will never get into the Hall of Fame.
Tiny. Quick. And the cherry on top?
Frequent ED!
But I still have fun! I learned a long time ago to make the most of it!🤭
Thanks Mistress Kay Marie!
Ms. Kay Marie, I love your theory on why the PE’s cum so fast. It could very well be all the nerves are crammed together. I however, believe it is because they get no feminine attention. So hearing your voice makes them erupt way to fast! And as far as the second group I have an opinion there too…They cannot cum because there is not enough stimulation because their micro pee wee’s just cannot be stimulated enough thus never cumming! Just a thought!
I think when you learn you are not so big or even small and then you learn that girls know the difference – even just by overhearing them talk – you learn to be naturally submissive. I think there is a mental and physical part of it and it becomes natural to feel and be more obedient and you have to work harder for girls to allow you around. Some girls/women know how to use this authority just naturally. I actually think some learn from older women. Not sure.