Hello Everyone!
Many times when I am talking with someone, numbers are thrown around. Usually, those numbers relate to size ~ or lack thereof. Ah yes, it’s not just size queens that like to brag about their standards. All of you little dick guys out there, you do as well. I think it’s kind of a form of do-it-yourself humiliation. And it’s even better when you share it with me! So, since I aim to please, here you go.
What I am thinking
As many of you know, I am not a Mistress that typically gives out humiliation assignments, so if I am going to do it ~ it’s going to be fun! I’m not interested in your “number”. Nope, I want something much more ~ “personal”. I want you to look around your home, your office, wherever and gather things you use daily. Now, don’t try to cheat and grab your travel mug. I’m talking about those personal, daily items that you always have on hand. For example, the key to that big expensive car or truck that screams “I’m compensating!”, or your credit card…you get the idea.
Why the change
Now you might wonder, why I would all of a sudden switch gears, and decided to give out an assignment. Let’s just say I got a kick out of the things I would hear some of you would use to measure your little dick against. The short side of a dollar bill, the newest cell phone, and the wife’s vibrator (like that was necessary!) So I handed out a my first “to do list.” My personal favorite on that list, a standard post-it note. For some reason, I am suppose to be impressed that the measurement was taken on the diagonal – LMAO What really does impress me, is the thought that every time he reaches for that note pad ~ what is felt is the sweet sting of humiliation.
What you need to do
So, my little friends, your assignment, if you are up to it, is to measure your teeny tiny dick with one of your everyday items. Must be something that you use daily that I would have access to or can see (like a post-it note). And then you must share! Oh, and if you are interested, peppermint patties are one of my favs.
Love & Hugs,
Ms Kay Marie
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I’m about 4′. 🙁 the only way I can get hard is wearing women’s clothes/bras/panties/heels/boots/leggings/yoga pants/lipstick/perfume/lotion. If I can find women to do that to me I’d be happy. The other mistresses said with my chick that small it needs to be locked up:( Ms Delia has said that after I told her my measurements. She put additives in my food to give me girlish body and c cup breasts. None of my clothes fit me as I’m down to a size 6. And I confessed about how I like to dress in women’s clothes to all the mistresses. With confession they said I’m a cream puff sudsy and there’s no reason to protest or fight Back as I’m outnumbered and over powered by sexy mistressss that no women would waste their time with me.
Truly inspired Ms. Kay Marie! As if those small penis guys really needed a reminder….they carry their shame with them everywhere. What I love most about your small penis assignment is the fact that whatever item they choose to measure, it will forever be a reminder. A walk through the kitchen, they spy the short little measuring spoon and a rush of shame flows through them.
Oh yes, that sweet sting of humiliation, he will know it well.
Ms Layla ~ I know! I love it! They need to remember how pathetic they really are even when their hand isn’t on it. Can you imagine how hard they much get when they grab for those keys or that spoon??
I do not know if women totally realize this but I think the way most men realize or find out what size they are is in fact from women. You may have your thoughts and suspicions but women are really the ones who know.
Most heterosexual guys do not see a lot of erect penises. Only a few non erect ones in the locker room and you don’t really look at those – at least I do not. I feel like women know more about this than we do. I also think it is true that small guys do not or often do not acknowledge what they know. I think sometimes women see through that.
Jim ~ I think most guys know but they need a woman to “confirm”. And women definitely see through those small guys. Thanks for the comment.
Ouch Mistress, this one is brutal! I don’t know what to pick, but there aren’t any good options for a guy my size. Closest might be a chapstick or a lipstick. I don’t know which to choose. The girth of a lipstick is just about right, but I can’t quite measure up to the length of a lipstick. My length is a better match for the chapstick. Is it cheating to go with the lipstick to match the girth even though I have to round up on the length a tiny bit? For guys like me, you know every little bit counts!
I can still remember the first time I came to understand that girls “evaluate” and “measure” – both mentally and even literally. A girl asked me what my “measurement” was. I was totally caught off guard and frankly could hardly answer but knew I better somehow. I fudged it a little (not too too much). But even with factoring up she was not impressed (at all) and said so. But from then I realized “girls measure”. And “girls decide” or judge. And you cannot argue (you would sound pathetic if you did) with whatever their judgement/or evaluation is.
Hi Ms. KayMarie,
I just took my first dick pick the other day and I enjoyed it. Do men send you pics of their cocks?
Oh I do. I prefer to be asked first lol