This time of year it is all about getting together with friends! Please enjoy this guest post by my luscious  Mistress friend Ms Faythe and then check out her blog https://bbwphonesexcalls.com/ for more! 

Holiday Hugs & Kisses,

Ms. Kay 

Mistress Faythe

Sooooo — small penises. We need to talk about them. Well, we don’t HAVE to because they are kinda EW but sometimes they can be funny.

You Suck

To put it succintly, they suck. It sucks for you to have one. (And they don’t often *get* sucked, either, but that’s somewhat beside the point at the moment.)

(I know that you’ve got one, guys. You don’t have to pretend. See, that’s why I introduced the subject in the very first sentence of this post — because I knew that the guys it didn’t apply to would see it and move on to the next post. That means if you’re still here reading this, then you’ve got a small cock.)

I know you’re hung like a mosquito

Look, I’m not here to be all body-positivity about this and tell you to embrace your small dick. No one else is going to, so why should you? After all, such a teeny weenie can only be a disappointment both to you and to all the poor, unfortunate women you’ve shown it to.

Nope, the Duchess of Degradation is not here to sugarcoat things and say nice words to try to make you feel better about your — shortcomings. I’m here to dish out the small penis humiliation to everyone who needs it. And there are a whole bunch of you who do, aren’t there?

Hint: If you have to ask me if it’s too small, it is.

Too Small, Too Bad

I’m not a fan of tiny peckers, but if getting SPH from me will keep you from horrifying all the women around you by showing your dick off, then I’ll happily take one for the team. At least *I* have a good time (laughing at it) when you take your cock out. Heaven knows that’s more than we can say for most of the poor ladies who see it!