Calling all SPH phone sex lovers! We here at LDW are holding a small penis contest. Yes, you read that right–a small penis contest!
So how do you enter? I’m so glad you asked! What you’ll need to do is purchase the Smallest Penis In The Empire assignment for a mere $30. This assignment gives you the instructions to follow to enter your teeny weenie in the contest. It consists of a few questions, plus instructions for how to take photos to submit to the judges.
You can learn more about it on The Daily Cock!
Wow, guys, talking about the small dick contest makes me want to discuss SPH phone sex today. So what do you say? Shall we?
Small Penis Humiliation Is What Many Of You Need
I know a lot of you out there have small cocks and submissive natures. And because of this, you naturally gravitate toward small penis humiliation (as you should). Luckily, many of us Mistresses really enjoy SPH phone sex with you guys–like me! I love laughing at tiny peens, and the smaller, the better, in that case! (I know, you’ve probably never heard that before, have you? LOL!)
So because I enjoy it and you desperately need it, I happily offer SPH phone sex at all times. There are some calls that I sort of have to be in the mood to do. Shrinking fetish with my magical closet, for example, is a fun fantasy, but not one I’m always in the mood for. SPH, on the other hand, I’m always up for. I’ll never turn down the opportunity to be a cock mocker, lol.
SPH Phone Sex: Mocking Dicks And Loving It
I am not a mean Mistress most of the time. I’m not necessarily nice, but I’m not mean, either. I’m just honest. That’s the best way to describe it. I’m frank and straightforward, and I don’t really care very much if my honesty hurts your feelings. The truth is the truth, regardless of how well it’s taken by the person listening to it.
Some people call it brutal honesty, but I prefer the term “radical honesty.” It’s not meant to wound you, but to give you an accurate assessment of what’s going on. Some of you are downright fucking delusional when it comes to the size of your cocks. I’ll just tell you straight up right now: If it’s not at least 8 inches, you’re wasting your time on ladies like me.
Now, that’s not to say I won’t control a big dick the same way I control a small one because I totally will. But small ones also get SPH phone sex because I know that’s what you guys ache for. It may not be what you want, but it’s what you need. And we all know it!
Telling The Truth About Your Small Cock
So, yes, there’s no doubt that I’ll tell you the truth about your dick. If it’s a nice one, I’ll say so. But if it’s small and withered and useless, I’ll tell you that as well. You need to hear it. I’m also not at all afraid to keep you in chastity, in panties, or whatever to protect other women from you inflicting more disappointment on them. Ladies have to deal with enough disappointment in their lives. They don’t need your tiny peen adding to their problems!
What are you thoughts on SPH phone sex? Do you need it, crave it, long for it? Does the thought of exposing yourself to criticism in this way terrify you? Tell me what you think in the comments, and give me a call if you’d like to talk about it more!
Until next time!
Hugs,
Ms. Kay Marie
Mistress Kay Marie, you humbled me so quickly when I unzipped for you. You taught me that I shouldn’t even try to have sex with a woman, which is hard because I’m 6’4” and get a lot of first dates…not a second.
I think the two very biggest anxieties are if a girl indicates that she suspects you are tiny or if there’s some way she actually does know. It’s a double anxiety if a girl is talking openly to another girl about the size issue. It just makes you nervous and frightened. I think the anxiety attached to your excitement to be near a girl at all.