Ms Kay Marie
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Hope this finds you all well and enjoying the season – and of course the walk through our Kinky Wonderland. A little while back I was chatting with Ms Ally about the our blog series and she said the funniest line. Well , it stuck with me and I shared it with Ms Delia, telling her how since our walk has started all the holiday songs I have heard this year have taken on a new meaning. This is the little ditty that we came up with – hope you enjoy it and it makes you smile.
Kay Marie Kinky Wonderland
On the first day of stroking Ms. Ally said to me, “Grab your cock and stroke for me!”
On the second day of Stroking, Ms. Hannah said to me: “Lube up your cock, and grab your cock and stroke for me!”
On the third day of Stroking, Kay Marie said to me: “Read winter fest blogs, lube up your cock, and grab your cock and stroke for me!”
On the fourth day of Stroking, winter fest blogs said to me: “Call your phone sex mistress, read winter fest blogs, lube up your cock, and grab your cock and stroke for me!”
On the fifth day of Stroking, winter fest blogs said to me: “Fuck some fruitcake….. call your phone sex mistress, read winter fest blogs, lube up your cock, and grab your cock and stroke for me!”
On the sixth day of Stroking, winter fest blogs said to me: “Sexy stocking teasing, GO fuck some fruitcake….. call your phone sex mistress, read winter fest blogs, lube up your cock, and grab your cock and stroke for me!”
On the seventh day of Stroking, winter fest blogs said to me: “Two hanging BLUE BALLS, a sexy stocking teasing, GO fuck some fruitcake….. call your phone sex mistress, read winter fest blogs, lube up your cock, and grab your cock and stroke for me!”
Please read the rest today over on Ms. Delia’s blog
Stares at the fruitcake ah what the heck
My pet ~ Love that random things will make your mind wander to me.
LOL!! Oh Ms. Kay Marie!
I loved making this song with you! I CRACKED UP when I read nonchefjohn’s comment. I can just picture you unlocking him and allowing him to get up close and personal with the fruitcake.
Kind of makes me wonder if there could be a “better than sex” fruitcake on the menu soon 😀
Ms. Delia
Oh Ms. Kay, I love it! I’ve seen (and heard) quite a few kinky fetish songs that are based on Christmas tunes this month and they are all so good in my opinion. I love to have a bit of adult fun with the holidays and I know that many of our EE pets do as well. I’ll be sure to check out the next post and catch the rest of the song!
Fuck the fruitcake! I say that every year, but somehow this is different. I laughed as I read this, so clever and appropriate! Actually, I think I need to get my strap on and say “Fuck the fruitcakes” lol
Love, love, love, naughty twists on holiday classics—and this one had me laughing so hard my sides hurt! Especially “Fuck the fruitcake!” I couldn’t agree more Ms. Meredith. I like the thought of sandwiching a sub between between my strapon and a nice, moist, spongy fruitcake, making sure there’s fucking going on from both sides 😉
Ms Lilly ~ I’m thinking next year there’s going to be a shortage of fruitcakes and various fruitcake recipes are going to searched online by all our naughty subs!!!